Live Play By Play of Jets vs Pats

16 Jan

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The main attraction, ladies and gentlemen. The game most people have been looking forward to all week. The rubber match between the Jets and Patriots. They’ve been talking shit all week, now let’s see who comes out and plays like shit. Live blogging here at the Strong Move starts at 4:30 PM EST. As always, comments are welcome. Hell, encouraged!

4:24 – Final thoughts on the impending NFC Championship game as we get ready for the final Divisional matchup of the weekend: I can’t wait for next week. Bears and Packers played twice already this year (obviously), both games being super competitive and tight. Doesn’t get much better than two division rivals squaring off for the right to get into the Super Bowl.

4:30 – Prediction: Pats open the game up with a long touchdown drive. Short pass to Welker into the endzone. He spikes the ball, gets super excited, and Brady comes over gives one of his patented fist pumps as he comes over to celebrate with him. Meant to happen.

4:31 – My word Shannon Sharpe. That outfit…

4:35 – I’m just pulling for a good fight. I fucking hate these two teams. In a roundabout way, I guess I’m pulling for the Jets. Steelers would absolutely blast the Jets. Rooting for a Steelers-Packers Super Bowl.

4:39 – Welker benched? Uh, OK I guess.

4:42 – LT gonna need the game of his life today if the Jets want a shot at pulling out this game. Sanchez nice completion over the middle. Pats defense doesn’t scare me one bit. Look at that LB corps!

4:45 – Same ol’ Sanchez. Ball flutters out of bounds, intended to Cotchery on 3rd and 5. Jets punt. Pats ball. And here…we…go…*The Joker voice*

4:47 – Woodhead in the flat, makes Harris miss. Nice gain on first down. Tate with an end around next play, a twelve-yard gain. Pats not fucking around.

4:50 – Short passing game for the Pats working just like they drew it up. Utilizing Woodhead to perfection. I don’t know if the Steelers would have an answer to this. Then again, Pittsburgh would apply much more pressure on Brady than the Jets are at this point. Pathetic pass rush

4:52 – !

4:53 – Atrocious throw by Brady. Jamarcus-esque. Unacceptable to throw a pick on a screen pass. This is the only way the Jets will win this game, big turnovers and capitalizing on offense.

4:55 – He missed it. Wow. That’s the Nick Folk we’ve all come to love!

5:02 – Pass to Crumpler, it’s super effective! The Jets are confused. Danny Woodhead, I choose you!

5:05 – Sack by the Jets sets up a FG by the Patriots. 3-0. Exciting game so far, pretty evenly matched so far but I give the advantage to the Patriots. That missed FG by Folk was HUGE. Need to capitalize on turnovers.

5:12 – Was just informed GB is a 3 points favorite for next week. Might need to make that #StrongMove. You know, if sports gambling were legal.

5:17 – Nothing good would’ve come from that pass Sanchez. Either a pick or getting Keller killed. Jets punt it away, Pats ball again. Still 3-0

5:21 – Fantastic blitz by Coleman and the Jets. They need to apply pressure on Brady, can’t play it safe like they did last week against Manning

5:26 – Best throw I’ve seen by Sanchez. Then again hard to overthrow a giant like Braylon.

5:27 – We got ourselves a ballgame, Jets 7-3. Look for Brady and Co. to respond. A+ game so far, each team exchanging blows.

5:30 – Fantastic drive by Sanchez, 3 for 4 for over 50 yards after starting the game under 50% for meager yardage. That’ll be the extent of my praise for Sanchez for now I suppose.

5:32 – Why to Crumpler? What the fuck happened to Aaron Hernandez, the former team Ron-Ron Juice platoon TE?

5:43 – Getting drunker, Man Cave is looking solid. This live blog might suffer/flourish. Need to make a food move soon

5:45 – Edwards tipped it away from Holmes. Smh

5:52 – Pats going away from their initial game plan. Jets defense doing a great job of imposing their will. Brady looks really uncomfortable. Still 7-3 with just over a minute left.

5:53 – Pats, you dun goofed. Fucked up that punt. Jets in prime position to get points before the half. All three timeouts left

5:57 – I’m speechless. Braylon, oh Braylon. I mean, Pats get the ball to start the second half but shit. Jets up 14-3

5:59 – Also, I know I’m all about strong moves, but Belichick with a wrong move to go for it on fourth down. Gave the Jets a cheap TD, completely changing the complexion of this game. Punt it away and make them kill clock

6:16 – Too embarrassed to divulge my food move. Second half underway

6:17 – Here come the Pats folks, expect a wild finish

6:19 – Big third down stuff for the Jets. This was a perfect chance for NE to get back in this game with an opening drive TD. I actually think the Jets can pull this out. I’d be really nervous if I was a Pats fan #understatement

6:25 – So hard to live blog during an exciting game that you care about. Can’t imagine blogging during a Raiders game.

6:31 – Blue ball. Fumble by Brady. Ruh roh. Jets have really settled down and started applying the pressure. Great teams make adjustments in game. Jets did just that.

6:41 – Jets controlling the ball, have been flawlessly thus far. This is the blueprint to beat the Pats

6:52 – Taking a break from this gorging to say Pats are now only down 14-11 after a converted 2 point conversion. What a game so far

7:02 – Jets come back and respond with a TD that didn’t look like it was in, but after further review, Holmes looks like he got both feet in 21-11

7:08 – Again, why are the Pats insistent on throwing it to Crumpler???

7:09 – Pats need to hurry up, not too much time.

7:14  – 4th and 13. This is for the game

7:20 – Pats getting the ball back with over three and a half minutes to go in the game after not converting on fourth down. Only way Jets lose is if they start playing prevent defense. This is locked up

7:23 – Huge return for Edelman, special teams breakdown from the Jets

7:29 – Eh, whatever fuck it. Missed that FG. Doesn’t matter. Terrible clock management by the Pats btw

7:31 – Drills the FG 21-14. To onside kick or not to onside kick?

7:34 – =O what an onside kick, heads up play from Cromartie. Ladies and gentlemen, down goes the Pats. Jets and Steelers in the AFC Championship game and Bears and Packers in the NFC Championship game. Stay tuned for updates during the week as we keep getting this site off the ground. Just as I type this, Greene walks into the end zone. I fucking hope the Steelers demolish them. Til next time nerds


13 Responses to “Live Play By Play of Jets vs Pats”

  1. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 4:30 pm #

    Reason why Sexy Rexy is so confident: every yard has 3 feet in it, and there’s a 100 yards on the field…regardless of outcome, he still wins.

  2. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 4:37 pm #

    Woahhhh, Mando’s dong getting cock blocked to start the game…Strong Move Belichick, strong move

  3. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 4:47 pm #


  4. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    I can’t believe I just saw that…Jets get an unbelievable gift and respond with two equally unbelievable play calls

  5. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Nick Folk (holds for applause)

  6. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    Something tells me that if the football was disguised as a cinnamon bun, Crumpler would have had that TD catch…

  7. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 5:18 pm #

    The Hibernator has been killed…now onto what remains of my Shiner Bock supply. I definitely need to make a trip to get some more of this stuff.

  8. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

    Another first down for Holmes leading to another “OMG WE JUST WON THE SUPERBOWL” type celebration…

  9. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    The Pats are looking sloppier than the average jets fan and BWW, and that’s hard to do.

  10. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 6:18 pm #

    Lemme guess…you made a salad move…?

  11. arrrrrmando January 16, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

    Different type of move. A fat fuck move

    • DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

      Couldn’t be worse than The Sampler move that would have been made at BWW…

  12. DrKlioze January 16, 2011 at 7:02 pm #

    My well known hatred for the jets aside, that airplane celebration they do when holmes scores is easily the worst/fruitiest in the entire NFL.

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