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Jim Ross Needs To Be A MMA Announcer

2 Oct

All of us used to like wrestling at one point in our lives and Jim Ross was the man in terms of being an announcer. Watch this video and you can’t tell me the UFC wouldn’t be better if Jim Ross was the lead announcer.

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Mein Kampf: A Server’s Manifesto Presents…People Who Come In Right Before Closing

15 Sep

Or more like a former server’s manifesto. Even though it’s been about a month since I left the serving game, the memories, stress, and angst is still bottled up, waiting to come out and spew onto this blank WordPress document. The one positive that comes from my time as a server is that I’m much more conscientious of everything that goes behind the scenes when I eat out at a restaurant. Not that I wasn’t before, in fact, my family in general has always been super nice to everyone in the service industry. But as a server, you know the little in’s and out’s. And now, as a blogger, I can inform all you oblivious numbskulls of what you’re doing wrong. There are some things you’re not gonna know. Like I mentioned in my last post, you’re not gonna fully understand the server’s plight against hosts and hostesses. This one however I feel like should be a no-brainer. But the fact I have to write about it means some of you still don’t get it. Ladies and gentlemen, do not show up at a restaurant less than twenty minutes prior to closing.

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Mein Kampf: A Server’s Manifesto Presents…Stupid Questions

2 Sep

While I would love to try my hand at dumping on hosts and hostesses, I must turn the unrelenting wave of anger and hatred back to you, the restaurant going public.  With this installment in our Mein Kampf: A Server’s Manifesto series I’m going to take a different approach and present you with a Q & A…with some exceptionally stupid Q’s.

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Mein Kampf: A Server’s Manifesto Presents…Hosts, Hostesses, and Other Related Swine

16 Aug

In this installment of our series Mein Kampf: A Server’s Manifesto we shift our focus from you, the public, to an in-house issue: hosts. There were many other topics ahead of this one on my list of prospective articles (if we want to be professional about it)/entries (if I wanna sound like a prepubescent female)/posts (yeah, that sounds a little more appropriate), but considering that I probably worked my last shift waiting tables last night, because of this one particular Shamu-esque, self-entitled, snotty bitch, I had to pounce on the opportunity. Let’s get to it.

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Mein Kampf: A Server’s Manifesto Presents…Campers

20 Jul

Welcome to our third installment in this eye-opening series about what your server thinks about you (and likely discusses behind your back) when you go out to eat. With each post we attack a specific area of annoyance, and today that area is camping out.

You’ve all done it before, and don’t pretend to not know what I’m talking about. You are out to a nice dinner with your family and/or friends. The food was good, the drinks were good, and you might have even been polite to your server in the process. The check comes and you pay it, and maybe, just maybe you left a 20% tip. At this point (if you are a normal person), your restaurant experience is over and it’s time to go home…but you aren’t normal, are you?

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Internets Celebrities Are The Originators of Winning

14 Jul

They did it before Charile Sheen made it  a meme.

This post has been dedicated to the Internets Celebrities. I’ve been watching them for the past two years now and they do some dope videos which includes three great videos on the quest for the Ghetto Big Mac, the video about the new stadiums in New York, the poor nutrition of a Bodega, and my NEW personal favorite: the connection between a slice of Pizza and the price of a subway ride. Dallas Penn, Rafi Kam, & Casimir Nozkowski are definitely doing a great job and I hope they keep going. They kinda inspire me to do some videos for this site with Armando and Dr. Klioze in the future. After the jump, watch their newest video about Mofongo and the debate if the dish is Dominican or Puerto Rican. Continue reading

Mein Kampf: A Server’s Manifesto Presents…Chocolate Milk

13 Jul

And here it is folks. The second series I’ve alluded to for about a week now. I present you with Mein Kampf: A Server’s Manifesto. In this series, myself and the newest addition to the Strong Move, Dr. Klioze, will take a look at things that piss servers off, since we have both delved into the world of the service industry. We have worked at different places, but we share a lot of the same experiences and the same goes for every server out there. And because everyone goes out to eat, we can all read these stories/rants and laugh at them. We’re bringing you into the world of your server. You know, the one you gave a “universal five” to. So children, Hispanics, plate sharers, Indians, vegetarians, Jews all take heed. No one will be spared. Take all of this with a grain of salt people. We’re not out to get you, and we’re certainly not racist. Well, unless a party of fifteen Indians come in five minutes before the restaurant closes. So sit back and enjoy, laugh with us, at us, and at yourselves. But please don’t hurt anybody.

Our first installment: chocolate milk. Anybody with a strong affinity to the Nesquik bunny should stop reading now.

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